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How to Beat the HEAT  Actions...
Posted: by asimc on Mon. 23 Jul., 2012 at 4:14:57 PM

It’s so hot…

the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

  • the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

  • farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

  • the cows are giving evaporated milk.

  • the trees are whistling for the dogs.

  • you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.

    How to beat the HEAT!



  • It’s so hot…

    you can say 113 degrees without fainting.

  • you eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.

  • you can make instant sun tea.

  • you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.

  • the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.

  • you’ve experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.

  • you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.

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